Dear Sir/Madam
 
Your website talks of diversity, but have you forgotten something?
 

Yours sincerely,

 
Gerald Askwith
 
(Society of Dwarves)

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Legendary Anfield boot-room

"Shall we play a goalkeeper?"

"Yes, lets stick with the 'keeper for this one."

"Brilliant. So...'keeper..." 

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"I think everyone remembers where they were on 9^th September 2001. I certainly do. Down the clinic, itchy and raw."

 

 

HANSARD

1950

My point is that when the House of Commons gives important powers to a Minister, then there is, of course, a duty on the part of the Minister, and a responsibility to this House, to use such powers if he thinks that the occasion is a proper one. Therefore, I respectfully put it to you, Mr. Speaker, that there is a right on the part of Members of this House to ask the Minister whether he has employed those powers, and if not, why not.

2020

The Minister fucked it up, innit? LOL!!!111!!!!

 

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"Jesus, Barry, that's just not good enough! Waterson's is our number one account - we just can't make mistakes like that! The whole reputation of this agency is on the line! What have I told you? What have I told everyone? 'Fail to plan, plan to - hello?

 "Bugger, out of credit."